Should have named him Mr. Spock

Me: I think I'm cursed.  Good things can't happen to me.

He: Why?

Me:  I was so happy on the 4th of July, but the day after I posted it on Facebook I was diagnosed with [REDACTED].

And then the day after we made it Facebook Official I got the call about the mammogram.

He:  So what happened the day after I met you?

Me: ....

Damn his Vulcan logic.