Me: I think I'm cursed. Good things can't happen to me.
He: Why?
Me: I was so happy on the 4th of July, but the day after I posted it on Facebook I was diagnosed with [REDACTED].
And then the day after we made it Facebook Official I got the call about the mammogram.
He: So what happened the day after I met you?
Me: ....
Damn his Vulcan logic.
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